Contact…
This is the official portal for messages, questions, proposals, polite flirting, and other carefully contained forms of human communication.
If you send a note, it will be read by a real person (me), usually with coffee, occasionally with regret, and almost always with good intentions.
Expected response time: anywhere between “surprisingly fast” and “I was trapped under a pile of projects.” If it’s urgent, say so. If it’s not urgent, also say so, because humans are terrible at guessing.
Common Reasons People Write In (A Non-Exhaustive List of Regrets)
Custom longboards & peculiar objects
Things made from other things, things that used to be different things, and things that should probably remain theoretical but won’t.Book-related confusion
Questions such as “Is this real?”, “Should I be worried?”, and “At what point did this get out of hand?”Collaborations & professional misadventures
Press inquiries, exhibitions, joint ventures, and projects that sound like a bad idea until you say them out loud, at which point they sound better.Website matters
Typos, broken links, missing images, or deep existential concerns about fonts, spacing, and whether the button reallywants to be that color.General life interference
Unsolicited wisdom, helpful distractions, half-formed ideas, and messages that begin with “I don’t know if this makes sense, but…”
By sending this form you agree that I may use your details to reply to you, and not to sell them, auction them, or train a raccoon to impersonate you. If you’d like your message deleted after we’re done, say “delete it” and I will do the ceremonial sweeping.