Contact…

This is the official portal for messages, questions, proposals, polite flirting, and other carefully contained forms of human communication.

If you send a note, it will be read by a real person (me), usually with coffee, occasionally with regret, and almost always with good intentions.

Expected response time: anywhere between “surprisingly fast” and “I was trapped under a pile of projects.” If it’s urgent, say so. If it’s not urgent, also say so, because humans are terrible at guessing.

Line drawing of a fox holding a pen in one paw and a notebook in the other, on a black background.

Common Reasons People Write In (A Non-Exhaustive List of Regrets)

  • Custom longboards & peculiar objects
    Things made from other things, things that used to be different things, and things that should probably remain theoretical but won’t.

  • Book-related confusion
    Questions such as “Is this real?”, “Should I be worried?”, and “At what point did this get out of hand?”

  • Collaborations & professional misadventures
    Press inquiries, exhibitions, joint ventures, and projects that sound like a bad idea until you say them out loud, at which point they sound better.

  • Website matters
    Typos, broken links, missing images, or deep existential concerns about fonts, spacing, and whether the button reallywants to be that color.

  • General life interference
    Unsolicited wisdom, helpful distractions, half-formed ideas, and messages that begin with “I don’t know if this makes sense, but…”

By sending this form you agree that I may use your details to reply to you, and not to sell them, auction them, or train a raccoon to impersonate you. If you’d like your message deleted after we’re done, say “delete it” and I will do the ceremonial sweeping.